At The Sperm Bank

Sperm Banks. I was always curious about these places. The one I went to looked like this. “Would you like to watch some DVDs?” the nurse kindly asked me.

Visiting the sperm bank

Visiting the sperm bank

They made me release my potential future babies into a plastic cup with my name on it. I needed the help of my girlfriend, the DVDs and the posters on the wall didnt really do it for me. I think I could offer them my pornography consulting services to create a more inspiring atmosphere in there. Although they probably don’t want the people to enjoy themselves too much, or else they’d be lining up around the block. So I guess it requires the right balance between hospital and porn. Tricky.

I called them a few hours later. Looks like I’m fertile. My boys can swimm!!!

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