Visiting the sperm bank

They made me release my potential future babies into a plastic cup with my name on it. I needed the help of my girlfriend, the DVDs and the posters on the wall didnt really do it for me. I think I could offer them my pornography consulting services to create a more inspiring atmosphere in there. Although they probably don’t want the people to enjoy themselves too much, or else they’d be lining up around the block. So I guess it requires the right balance between hospital and porn. Tricky.

I called them a few hours later. Looks like I’m fertile. My boys can swimm!!!